
5. The opportunity to work on a real life version of 27 Dresses (we smell a trip to Oprah and a book deal!)
4. If you get stuck talking to the groom’s random 35 year old cousin who lives with his parents, and is wearing a lethal combination of tevas/socks/fanny pack, and who is intent upon chatting you up re: how Vygotsky’s social cognitive theory provides a framework for thinking about the integrated, dynamic nature of individual development...blah blah blah..... , you have an automatic escape with the words “Um, I think the bride needs me right now!”
3. Bartenders will always hook you up. Always.
2. As a MOWP (member of the wedding party), you have an all access pass to act out the words to “Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC on the dance floor. It’s just part of the job.
1. You get to get your supercute bridesmaid dress at The Bridal Garden!

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